January 2010

I’ve been playing around with my Running playlist, and I never delete this song. I don’t ever get sick of it when it cycles through, even if I’ve gone on an especially long run and it’s the third time I am hearing the song. And this has nothing to do with the fact that the very first concert I ever attended was a Scandal show (at the time, “The Warrior” was the big hit — I think they played that song twice).

“Goodbye To You” by Scandal is just an all around great running song that does exactly what a tried and true running song should do — it makes you want to straighten up your back, kick up your knees, pick up your pace, and most of all, just enjoy the fuck out of a good, long, hard run. Getting to that place is pretty easy at mile 3, but at mile 9, or 12, or 15, it can feel downright impossible.

The lyrics can be taken literally given your quick paced, forward movement — you can see yourself pass by mental images of the things that are dragging you down and bugging the shit out of you. One by one you pick off these annoying elements carrying too much weight in your thoughts, and as you run by them, you can say, or sing, “Goodbye to you.” The combined lack of oxygen, sore muscles and back, and adrenaline rush you are experiencing as you put one step in front of the other leads to some rather ridiculous visualizations.

That cinnamon roll I ate for breakfast yesterday, the one with all that frosting — goodbye to you.

That shithead(s) co-worker at work who doesn’t know jackshit and has no problem wasting all my time — goodbye to you.

Those four slices of pizza I ate for lunch the other day — goodbye to you.

That fucking idiot runner who just spit without looking to see if anyone was coming up behind him and almost hit my leg — goodbye to you.

That minor, insignificant squabble that happened years ago but nonetheless pops into my head every once in a while and sidetracks my whole thought process — goodbye to you.

That project at work that is making me grind my teeth — goodbye to you.

Those five miles I have left to run — goodbye to you (I wish!)

That novel I’m supposedly writing that I haven’t done anything on — goodbye to you.

That rude person that just did that really rude thing and was so rude they thought I was the one being rude — goodbye to you.

That whole facebook thing — goodbye to you.

Those five (or seven?) beers I drank the other night — goodbye to you. (or perhaps, hello to you, after I finish the run).

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Make a list of the projects that you want to do. Write it in your journal, and maybe post the list on your refrigerator as well. Then start doing the projects on your list.

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Ask your Grandparents to tell you some stories. Make sure to document these stories, either in writing, or on a digital audio or video file.

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“I got a call from the school. They said, ‘Come in right away.’ So I left work and headed over there. I was worried that your Dad had gotten hurt.

“But when I got there, your Dad was just sitting on the bench right outside the Principal’s office. He didn’t say a word. He seemed very calm.

“The Principal waved me in and closed the door. He thanked me for coming in on such short notice and then told me that your Dad had threatened him.

“I asked, ‘What happened?’

“The Principal explained that he had caught one of your Dad’s friends misbehaving. ‘I had taken hold of the boy’s arm, to escort him to the office, when your son stepped in front of me and said, “Take your hands off him.”‘

“I just nodded.

“The Principal then said ‘It was quite inappropriate and frightening to be spoken to in that manner.’

“I nodded again, and told him, ‘Okay, I will deal with this.’ I thanked the Principal for his concern, but I didn’t apologize.

“I walked out of the office and your Dad followed me to the car. I didn’t even say anything to him. He wasn’t in trouble with me, see, because I knew your Dad. I knew that was just his way.”

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Go to the library. Find your favorite writer’s books. Then, see which writer comes next on the shelf. Someone you’ve never heard of before? Good. Check out the works of this newly discovered writer and start reading.

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Discovered this song at Rakesh Satyal’s amazingly wonderful performance of amazingly wonderful Glee songs at Don’t Tell Mama cabaret bar. I must have missed the episode where the Glee cast sang it, because I would have definitely added it to my running playlist right after the show ended. Now this is one hell of a running song. Kelly Clarkson’s got some great people writing her pop candy music.

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Watch this excellent video he put together:

Here is how I decided to alter the title:

You can find out more about Kevin’s excellent book at kevinsampsell.com. I highly recommend it. Buy a copy here or here.

During the next summer rainstorm, walk outside to a place without shelter and immediately take a picture of yourself (and whoever else you can convince to join you). Keep standing in the rain until you are soaked to the bone. Once you are thoroughly and completely drenched, take another photo.

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Is Debbie Gibson’s “Only In My Dreams” a good running song? I haven’t quite decided. Added the song to my playlist, and on the first listen, thought I had made a big mistake. But later, after about mile 8, when my old man bones were having a hard time moving along at a velocity that would keep me upright (meaning, not laying flat on my back, whimpering for medical assistance), I heard the song cycle through again and definitely felt myself perk up, even quickening my pace from mach-snail 1 to mach-snail 2.

Before you scoff at my terrible musical taste, for even daring to add the song to my shuffle, understand that when running, a fast-paced pop candy song that in other circumstances might cause you to walk over to a sound system and slam it into the ground is just what you need on a run — it can really wake you up when your entire body is telling your oxygen deprived brain to stop… just stop… (See Touching the Void for an extreme example of this).

Make a box with someone special in mind, something that will slide easily under the bed or fit in an underwear drawer. Then, place a single letter in the box, and mail it off to that special someone (even if you share a home). In the letter, make sure to mention that you plan, in the years to come, to fill the box with letters.

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Who would have thought that “We Belong” by Pat Benatar, yes, the song that has the video where she is signing amidst torn sheets and terrycloth bathrobe straps, would be such a great running song? I have to give credit to the movie Talladega Nights for putting it in my head to add to my running songs playlist, specifically that scene at the end of the movie after Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) and Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen) crash as they’re on the final lap of the race. They climb out of their wrecked cars, do a dazed stare down, and just as they take off, on foot, towards the finish line, Pat Benatar’s classic jam begins to play. Pure genius to use that song in that scene. And pure running inspiration when you’re out there trying to cover more miles than you want to.